Reverend Lovejoy: Question, how did Cuddles die?.Flippy: You evil disrespectors! I swear I'll cut you in your sleep!.PhantomStrider: (starts playing the Chicken Song by J.Geco).
Happy Tree Friends Hater #1: LET'S CELEBRATE!!!!. PhantomStrider: (blows a horn) YAY!!!! 6 OF THE HAPPY TREE FRIENDS ARE DEAD!!!!. We shall never forget the times we had with them. Reverend Lovejoy: Here lies Cuddles the bunny, Russell the pirate otter, Flaky the porcupine, Cub the baby bear, Mime the mime deer, and Splendid the super squirrel. (The Intermezzo of Cavalleria Rusticana starts playing as the remaining Happy Tree Friends mourn for Cuddles, Russell, Flaky, Cub, Mime, and Splendid). Nutty: Oh, why would we lose them too?!. Toothy: He's not the only one you know, Russell died of lung cancer, Flaky had of a heart attack from entering a chick farm, Cub was shot by a black guy because Pop wasn't there to protect him, Mime was shot by Cleveland Brown, and Splendid puked his organs out after swallowing the Kryptonut. Lumpy: Hmmmmmmmm….don't worry, I can make you better! (rubs two defibrillator paddles together) CLEAR! (electrocutes Cuddles, which burns him until his heart explodes). Lumpy: So, you were beaten up by Scoutmaster Lumpus?. (Lumpy comes over to a bruised and bloodied Cuddles' hospital bed). 
(the movie begins in the hospital showing Lumpy as a doctor, he comes across Buzz Lightyear, who has broken his arm off).
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